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i hate poetry by ~dragfly:icondragfly:





I hate poetry.
I am disgusted when you try so hard to climb
To the depths of your soul to pick up a rhyme.
I am appalled by trivial similes
as much as I get nauseous with pungent green peas.

I hate poetry.
I hate the way you italicize
OR CAPITALIZE
For emphasis.
Or how your words engage in
Metamorposis.

I hate it when verses are metaphors
Of onomatopoeias going bang-bang on my door

If only I can do away with repetition,
And do away with repetition
And escape!
The horrors, of bad punctuation?

I would, in turn
grow more in revulsion of
dreadful poetry

ah, and blindly carry on with my deceiving IRONY.
©2004-2009 ~dragfly
:icondragfly:

Author's Comments

ironically i wrote this when we were discussing poetry in class. no duh, of course i loooove poetry.

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:iconkpekep:
Funny! Lifts mood definitely..
:iconyokouragasi593:
wow well done, i really like it well done :D

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If at first you dont succeed, punch it.~moi
:[link] :kiss:

Love is eternal.
:icondragfly:
glad you liked it, youkouragasi593. :woot:

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edit my grammar, not my soul.
:iconyokouragasi593:
*laughs* Rachel will do just fine :giggle:

but yeh I love your poem, youve got talent.

--
If at first you dont succeed, punch it.~moi
:[link] :kiss:

Love is eternal.
:icondragfly:
ok. thanks, rachel! so do you! :thanks:

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edit my grammar, not my soul.
:iconeitry:
Oh... And well me I like it deeply...

Mon anglais est nul. Je suis désolée.
:icondragfly:
gee, i don't understand french, but thanks. if that's a compliment. :confused:

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edit my grammar, not my soul.
:iconkagomeresurrected:
AHAHAHAHAAH :D i love that!
SO true....so true.....i guess thats why when you're feeling funny/sad/emotional....and your whole life is out of wack...this weird thing, this POETRy comes to you more naturally :lmao:
this absolutely rocks....

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*KagomeResurrected :heart: @summaro :heart: *KagomeResurrected

sammich :faint:
:icondragfly:
thanks. :hug:

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edit my grammar, not my soul.

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